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Holden Caulfield climbs into a late-night cab that smells like vomit and strikes up a conversation with his driver, Horwitz — who has very strong opinions about fish. Meanwhile, New York City feels lonesome and enormous, and Holden still won't go home. Banned Camp is a comedy podcast where we read banned books chapter by chapter — we don't read ahead, so you're discovering the story with us. Things To Listen For: Holden asks cab driver Horwitz about the Central Park ducks — Horwitz doesn't ca...

The Catcher in the Rye Ch. 11 | Banned Books Comedy Podcast Holden can't sleep. He's sitting in a vomit-looking chair in the hotel lobby thinking about Jane Gallagher — the girl who lost eight golf balls that first afternoon and never made him feel like his hand was sweating. This chapter is one long, tender flashback to the summer they spent together, and the moment a tear landed on a checkerboard and changed everything. Banned Camp is a comedy podcast where we read banned books chapter by ch...

The Catcher in the Rye Ch. 10 Part 2 | Banned Books Comedy Podcast Holden Caulfield dances with all three women from Seattle, buys them drinks he can't really afford, tricks one of them into thinking she just missed Gary Cooper, and feels terrible about it immediately. Then they leave to get up early for Radio City Music Hall — and somehow that's the thing that breaks him. Banned Camp is a comedy podcast where we read banned books chapter by chapter — we don't read ahead, so you're discovering...

The Catcher in the Rye Ch. 10 Part 1 | Banned Books Comedy Podcast Holden Caulfield can't sleep, so he does what any reasonable teenager would do — puts on a clean shirt and heads down to the hotel nightclub alone in the middle of the night. But before he goes, he spends a few minutes thinking about his little sister Phoebe. It's the warmest, most unguarded moment in the book so far. Then he goes downstairs and tries to give all of that to three strangers from out of town who aren't really li...

The Catcher in the Rye Ch. 9 | Banned Books Comedy Podcast Holden Caulfield arrives in New York City in the middle of the night with cash in his pocket and absolutely no one to call. He stands in a phone booth for twenty minutes going through his entire list — and comes up empty every time. What follows is one of the loneliest chapters in the book, dressed up as comedy. Banned Camp is a comedy podcast where we read banned books chapter by chapter — we don't read ahead, so you're discovering th...

The Catcher in the Rye Ch. 8 | Banned Books Comedy Podcast Holden Caulfield hates phonies. He's been cataloguing them for seven chapters. So why does he spend an entire train ride lying through his teeth to make a stranger feel good about her bully son? Chapter 8 is where Salinger quietly reveals that Holden is more complicated — and more kind — than anyone gives him credit for. Banned Camp is a comedy podcast where we read banned books chapter by chapter — we don't read ahead, so you're ...

Holden can't sleep. He's lying in Ackley's stinky room, torturing himself thinking about Jane and Stradlater in that car. So he does the only logical thing—packs his bags, sells his typewriter for a fraction of what it's worth, and screams "Sleep tight, ya morons!" down the hallway before disappearing into the night. He's 16 and heading to a hotel in New York City alone. Banned Camp is a comedy podcast where we read banned books chapter by chapter—we don't read ahead, so you're discovering the ...

The Catcher in the Rye Ch. 6 | Banned Books Comedy Podcast Stradlater comes back from his date with Jane and rejects Holden's composition about his dead brother's baseball mitt. What follows is a fight that leaves Holden bloody on the floor—but he still won't stop calling Stradlater a moron. Turns out this was never really about Jane. Banned Camp is a comedy podcast where we read banned books chapter by chapter—we don't read ahead, so you're discovering the story with us. Things To Listen For...

The Catcher in the Rye Ch. 5 | Banned Books Comedy Podcast Holden writes a homework assignment about the one thing that matters most to him—his dead brother Allie's baseball mitt, covered in poems written in green ink. We learn that when Allie died of leukemia at eleven, Holden broke every window in the garage with his bare hands, and his hand still doesn't work right. Dan and Jennifer discuss grief, terrible institutional food, and why Holden invites the most annoying guy he knows on a Saturda...

The Catcher in the Rye Ch. 4.2 | Banned Books Comedy Podcast Stradlater's date is Jane Gallagher—Holden's childhood friend and crush. Holden nearly drops dead when he hears her name. He remembers everything about her: she practiced ballet in the summer heat, played checkers keeping all her kings in the back row because she liked how they looked, had a bad childhood with an alcoholic stepfather. Stradlater barely knows her name, takes Holden's jacket, and leaves for the date. Holden sits there f...

The Catcher in the Rye Ch. 4.1 Holden hangs out in the steamy bathroom while Stradlater shaves with his disgusting rusty razor (secret slob). Stradlater asks Holden to write his English composition for him—no compensation, just "be a buddy." Then Holden starts tap dancing and performing "I'm the governor's son!" before jumping on Stradlater in a half nelson just because he felt like it. Dan noticed something crucial: "Holden doesn't seem to have friends. He's friendly with people, but he doesn'...

Ackley barges into Holden's room and proceeds to do everything wrong: picks up personal items, clips his toenails on the floor after being asked 50 times to use the table, and laughs when Holden gets hit in the head with a tennis racket. But instead of just calling him an asshole, Holden says "I felt sort of sorry for him in a way." Then he defends Stradlater—the conceited guy—by pointing out he'd literally give you his tie if you liked it. When Ackley says "If I had his dough I would too," Hold...

Holden admits he's "the most terrific liar you ever saw," then proceeds to spend the entire chapter calling out every phony around him. Meet Ossenburger: a businessman who made his fortune streamlining death at five bucks per body, then stood in chapel telling students to think of Jesus as their buddy while he's probably asking for a few more stiffs. Plus: Ackley the interloper who won't take a hint, even when Holden says he's been trying to read the same sentence for 20 minutes. Banned Camp is...

Holden wrote a kind note at the bottom of his failing essay so Mr. Spencer wouldn't feel bad about flunking him. Spencer repaid this kindness by reading it out loud like he'd won a ping-pong match. So Holden did what any smart kid would do: shot the bull, told Spencer exactly what he wanted to hear, while his brain escaped to Central Park wondering where the ducks go when the lagoon freezes over. Banned Camp is a comedy podcast where we read banned books chapter by chapter—we don't read ahead, ...

Holden Caulfield climbs a freezing hill to say goodbye to his sick 70-year-old teacher, Mr. Spencer. What does he get for his kindness? A lecture, a humiliating public reading of his failing essay, and the question "what's the matter with you?" Sometimes being polite doesn't protect you from cruelty. Banned Camp is a comedy podcast where we read banned books chapter by chapter—we don't read ahead, so you're discovering the story with us. Things To Listen For: Dan and Jennifer debate whether p...

Holden Caulfield got kicked out of his fourth prep school and refuses to tell us his whole "David Copperfield kind of crap" autobiography. Instead, he stands on a freezing hill watching a football game he's not allowed to play in anymore, trying to feel some kind of goodbye before heading to see his old teacher. It's December, it's cold as hell, and Holden keeps feeling like he's disappearing every time he crosses a road. Banned Camp is a comedy podcast where we read banned books chapter by cha...