your bribe awaits, scary book people

we said we’d bribe you to follow us on bluesky… and we meant it. here’s how you collect:

how it works

1. step 1: click below to follow us on bluesky.
2. step 2: drop your bluesky handle in the box.
3. step 3: get your instant gift (a little thank-you pdf from us).

drop your handle

once you’ve followed, tell us your bluesky handle so we can send your gift.

*email is totally optional. we’ll never spam you — we’re too busy fighting book bans.*