Brave New World | Ch. 3.2: Vacuum Massages and Mar-a-Lago Face

In this episode of Banned Camp, Jennifer and Dan continue through Chapter 3 of Brave New World. We move from sterile conditioning centers into a bizarrely mechanical “dressing room,” where women are processed like products, not people. Along the way, the conversation swerves into plastic surgery culture, Mar-a-Lago face, and the Hobby Lobby décor aisle. The Controller’s takedown of homes and mothers shocks the students (and us), while the introduction of “pregnancy substitutes” shows how even biology is managed for efficiency and control.
Things To Listen For:
- Vacuum massage machines and why Huxley’s “spa day” feels like a factory line
- Jennifer and Dan’s detour into plastic surgery, gristle arms, and clone sisters
- The Controller describing “home” so disgustingly that a student nearly vomits
- Robot’s bleak explanation of pregnancy substitutes as state control, not health
- Jennifer plotting a “Bless This Mess” wall decal for dystopia décor
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This week’s bingeworthy picks:
- Here’s the Scoop from NBC News — smart breakdowns of the day’s biggest stories.
- Good News for Lefties — Beowulf Rochlen’s daily dose of progressive sanity (and yes, he shows up in our episodes too).
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Topics Covered
Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, vacuum massage machines, Mar-a-Lago face, pregnancy substitutes, motherhood, family, censorship, banned books